Day 12 of holiday movie marathon.

I'm now into the Silly holiday movies

No more of those heartfelt holiday romances. No more pining over the hot, bearded guy

splitting wood, or getting wood, or never mind. No slow-motion ornament hanging. No “we met over gingerbread and now we’re soulmates.” I mean really, does romance ever really work out that way during the holiday season? I think not. At least with silly holiday movies you know what you get, nothing really serious .

Tonight’s theme? Chaos. Testosterone. And straight men making increasingly poor decisions in the name of Christmas, mainly because they don’t know any better. Tonight’s movies:  Jingle All the Way — a cinematic reminder that dads, deadlines, and holiday shopping do not mix.